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SANTAS LITTLE SLUT  • Red Metal Ornament

ASSHOLES LIVE FOREVER  • Metal Ornament

They are all 3 inch candles and they all smell fine. You want a funny present, this is it. If youre a fucking candle connoisseur, these are not for you.

BLOW ME  • Scented Candle

They are all 3 inch candles and they all smell fine. You want a funny present, this is it. If youre a fucking candle...

LIGHT THIS CANDLE WHEN YOU WANT A BLOWJOB  • Scented Candle

LIGHTING THE LAST FUCK I GIVE ON FIRE  • Scented Candle

5ft X 5ft fleece blanket &nbsp; Made In China

ALF STICKERS • Multicolor Blanket

5ft X 5ft fleece blanket &nbsp; Made In China

Specially designed to clean up all your sinful behaviors

TOKEN OF APPRECIATION • Black Cum Rag

Specially designed to clean up all your sinful behaviors

60% Cotton 40% Polyester Embroidered Heavyweight Velveteen Robe with Pockets. Made In China

ASSHOLES LIVE FOREVER  • Black Robe

60% Cotton 40% Polyester Embroidered Heavyweight Velveteen Robe with Pockets. Made In China

Sturdy material to carry all your stiff socks

THINGS COVERED IN CUM • Laundry Bag

Sturdy material to carry all your stiff socks

Metal Ornament that definitely didn't kill itself

THIS ORNAMENT DIDNT HANG ITSELF  • Metal Ornament

Metal Ornament that definitely didn't kill itself

3 Gallon Office Trash Can. Will fit all the thoughts and prayers you receive

THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS  • Trash Can

3 Gallon Office Trash Can. Will fit all the thoughts and prayers you receive

SANTAS LITTLE SLUT

Red Metal Ornament

ASSHOLES LIVE FOREVER

Metal Ornament

BLOW ME

Scented Candle

LIGHT THIS CANDLE WHEN YOU WANT A BLOWJOB

Scented Candle

LIGHTING THE LAST FUCK I GIVE ON FIRE

Scented Candle

ALF STICKERS

Multicolor Blanket

TOKEN OF APPRECIATION

Black Cum Rag

ASSHOLES LIVE FOREVER

Black Robe

THINGS COVERED IN CUM

Laundry Bag

THIS ORNAMENT DIDNT HANG ITSELF

Metal Ornament

THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS

Trash Can

ASSHOLES LIVE HERE

Black Doormat